msn names
Msn names are a great way of expressing yourself in a few words. Everybody tries to come up with unique and witty msn names so that they are instantly recognisable and stand out from the crowd. There are many msn names out there, far too many for me to list here, but I have selected a few witty examples of the sort of msn names which catch the eye.
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not
You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
You don’t buy the drink here, you only rent it
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
Earth first. We’ll screw up the other planets later
Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
I don’t hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on
I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by
Whoever said nothing’s impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
Another great way of expressing yourself is to use msn emoticons or smiley faces in all communications with your friends. It will make sure they take notice of you.
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